Salem: Have you seen this? It's got dog pictures on it...where are the kitties?
Sophie: Yes, I've seen it. Mommy calls it a calendar.
Salem: What's a calender?
Sophie: I think it is like that TV show that we watch with Mommy. The Most Wanted.
Salem: Oh, so these are bad doggies?
Sophie: "Eye roll" I think so. Must have pee'd in the wrong place or something. So now, they are "wanted"...
Salem: But if they are bad dogs, who would want them?
Sophie: "Sigh"....the doggie police.
Salem: Ohhhhhh.....Well, I'm going to take a good look at these doggies. I'd hate to run into one of them if they are wanted by the doggie police!
